I think we can all learn a little bit about comedy from this guy. So “off the wall” and “ahead” of his time. Thanks Starsearch, and Found Footage Fest.

Apple just came out with a new recipe, the iPad Thai.

We all love our V-neck shirts, but I want a Q-neck or W-neck shirt. When will AmAppy start selling those? H-neck would be great too.

I usually prefer to do things by hand. But sometimes I do them by mind, or foot.

I can’t believe the creators of Mr. Bubble still haven’t created a bubble bath that ladies can use. Ms. (or Mrs.) Bubble can’t be that hard to invent. Sexist jerks.

1. Chai and Chives
2. Nana’s Bananas
3. Powders Only!
4. Invisi-foods
5. Kevin Spacie’s Moon Pies and Astronaut Creams.
6. Pancake Island (an actual island made of a pancake, fun for kids)
7. Atomic Atom’s Apples
8. The Fixslow Breakfast Cafe

Just went to the restroom while reading a math book. Took a crapazoid.

Someday I will be a wealthy detective and live in the prestigious gated community known as “The Sherlock Homes”.

What you guys need is a new mascot. And I got it here just for you. Abraham Linkedin.

Earth Day is cool, but I prefer Mars Day.