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Reminds me of Zardoz
bestrooftalkever:

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Reminds me of Zardoz

bestrooftalkever:

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

(via buvvvkbuvvvk)

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ADD

My ADD is totally keeping me from… uhhhh… I’m hungry.

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backdropsrus:

America _ The End Is Nigh

backdropsrus:

America _ The End Is Nigh

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jameshance:

When The Temptations move into my spare room we’re going to dress like this all the time and our television show will be called ‘The Temptations n’ Me’ and it’ll follow our interesting and bold adventures through time and space. The middle one, Albert, is our captain.

jameshance:

When The Temptations move into my spare room we’re going to dress like this all the time and our television show will be called ‘The Temptations n’ Me’ and it’ll follow our interesting and bold adventures through time and space. The middle one, Albert, is our captain.

Tags: best show ever
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Independent arm

The “independent” arm of the Food Network is called “Food Network Organics”. They release smaller run dishes and underground recipes.

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jameshance:

Wizards refer to Disney’s Magic Kingdom as ‘Disney’s Regular Kingdom’.

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I gave Bill an extra face.

I gave Bill an extra face.

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bestrooftalkever:

Wimbeldon 2411. 

bestrooftalkever:

Wimbeldon 2411. 

(via peterberkman)

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I would love if you followed this Tumblr and shared with friends. It’s all space and ufo and electro space tunes.

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Q+A vol.8

Q: Where do you go when you run out of chess pieces?

A: The Pawn Shop.

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