February 2012
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Feb 13th
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January 2012
1 post
Listentimheidecker: Madonna’s Super Bowl Song...
Jan 30th
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October 2011
1 post
3 tags
Oct 28th
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September 2011
5 posts
2 tags
ADD
My ADD is totally keeping me from… uhhhh… I’m hungry.
Sep 21st
7 notes
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Sep 15th
2 notes
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Sep 9th
22 notes
4 tags
Independent arm
The “independent” arm of the Food Network is called “Food Network Organics”. They release smaller run dishes and underground recipes.
Sep 8th
1 tag
jameshance: Wizards refer to Disney’s Magic Kingdom as ‘Disney’s Regular Kingdom’.
Sep 7th
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July 2011
1 post
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Jul 18th
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June 2011
2 posts
3 tags
Jun 29th
10,144 notes
3 tags
Ensly Mogul Tumblr →
I would love if you followed this Tumblr and shared with friends. It’s all space and ufo and electro space tunes.
Jun 8th
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May 2011
1 post
1 tag
Q+A vol.8
Q: Where do you go when you run out of chess pieces? A: The Pawn Shop.
May 20th
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April 2011
3 posts
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February 2011
1 post
Q+A vol.7
Q: What’s the quickest way to spice up your meal? A: Pepper Spray.
Feb 11th
January 2011
2 posts
Oneliner #9
My cheese grater gave my limburger a C.
Jan 28th
1 note
Q+A vol.6
Q: Who invented the food dish “Baba Ganoush”. A: Robert (Bobby) Ganoush.
Jan 27th
December 2010
2 posts
Feral Celebs.
Was Will Ferrell actually raised by wolves in the wild? Or am I thinking of Pharrell Williams?
Dec 7th
KING OF BEES
risingtensions: via brx0
Dec 2nd
638 notes
November 2010
5 posts
Soda Jokes
- I’m a Mountain Do, not a Mountain Don’t. - It Sprite out here, even with all the Sierra Mist. - Nurse Salt, Resident Cumin, E M Turmeric (varieties of Dr. Pepper) - I don’t want any ick water, much less a ton of it. - The tide is High Fructose Corn Syrup on the Pep Sea today. After this post I hope to be an official member of Club Soda.
Nov 30th
Philosophy Thought #1
I think it’s called surfing because once you start you become a “slave” to the wave.
Nov 24th
Q+A vol.5
Q. If you owned a van, what kind of van would it be? A. A Halen, no wait, I think I would prefer a Morrison.
Nov 23rd
Daily Meme (vol. 1 (may be the only volume?!)) →
Don’t forget to check out today’s meme. It’s all about this Maury Tumblr.
Nov 23rd
Barn
Barn is a great word. If it were a name it would be short for Barnyard. for example: “Hi Barn” said Barry as Barnyard Jones Jr. waked by.
Nov 19th
October 2010
2 posts
Q+A vol.4
Q. What do you drink if you can’t afford Goldschlager? A. Copperschlager.
Oct 20th
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Q+A vol.3
Q. What’s your favorite TV show about Ravers? A. “That’s So Raven”
Oct 18th
August 2010
4 posts
Q+A vol.2
Q. What’s your favorite movie about food? A. Raisin Arizona.
Aug 30th
Q+A vol.1
Q. What’s the opposite of a Sloppy Joe? A. A Tidy Ryan.
Aug 26th
Oops.
I put up some info in the classifieds. Bad move. Now everyone can see it. They should call it the de-classifieds.
Aug 10th
WatchWatch
It’s just so true.
Aug 4th
June 2010
2 posts
WatchWatch
I think we can all learn a little bit about comedy from this guy. So “off the wall” and “ahead” of his time. Thanks Starsearch, and Found Footage Fest.
Jun 10th
Oneliner #9
Apple just came out with a new recipe, the iPad Thai.
Jun 5th
May 2010
5 posts
V-Neck!
We all love our V-neck shirts, but I want a Q-neck or W-neck shirt. When will AmAppy start selling those? H-neck would be great too.
May 26th
Handy
I usually prefer to do things by hand. But sometimes I do them by mind, or foot.
May 25th
Mr. Bubble
I can’t believe the creators of Mr. Bubble still haven’t created a bubble bath that ladies can use. Ms. (or Mrs.) Bubble can’t be that hard to invent. Sexist jerks.
May 21st
My Top 8: Niche Restaurant Names
Chai and Chives Nana’s Bananas Powders Only! Invisi-foods Kevin Spacie’s Moon Pies and Astronaut Creams. Pancake Island (an actual island made of a pancake, fun for kids) Atomic Atom’s Apples The Fixslow Breakfast Cafe
May 19th
Bathroom.
Just went to the restroom while reading a math book. Took a crapazoid.
May 10th
April 2010
6 posts
Prestigious
Someday I will be a wealthy detective and live in the prestigious gated community known as “The Sherlock Homes”.
Apr 30th
Free consulting for linkedin.com
What you guys need is a new mascot. And I got it here just for you. Abraham Linkedin.
Apr 24th
Oneliner #8
Earth Day is cool, but I prefer Mars Day.
Apr 22nd
Produce
Someone’s grandmother should open up a banana stand and call it Nana’s Bananas.
Apr 21st
The Best Invention.
And then it came to me as I starred at the uneven walls of my turn-of-the-century abode. The invention that will put me on the map will not be a simple “fad” or “fool notion”. No, this invention will change the world. As a fellow inventor once told me, “Of all of Invention’s most natural necessities, the most important is time”, and that’s when it...
Apr 6th
ListenThe best thing to happen to me today… a new...
Apr 4th
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March 2010
3 posts
Mar 20th
Mar 9th
Oneliner #7
Back to the store for me. I forgot the Cheez Whip and Cool Whizz.
Mar 9th
February 2010
5 posts
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