It’s still cat week. An oldie but a good one.

It’s Cat Week here at Humor is in your Blood. More cat fun to come.

Q+A vol.7

Q: What’s the quickest way to spice up your meal?

A: Pepper Spray.

Oneliner #9

My cheese grater gave my limburger a C.

Q+A vol.6

Q: Who invented the food dish “Baba Ganoush”.

A: Robert (Bobby) Ganoush.

Feral Celebs.

Was Will Ferrell actually raised by wolves in the wild? Or am I thinking of Pharrell Williams?

KING OF BEES

Soda Jokes

cans- I’m a Mountain Do, not a Mountain Don’t.

- It Sprite out here, even with all the Sierra Mist.

- Nurse Salt, Resident Cumin, E M Turmeric (varieties of Dr. Pepper)

- I don’t want any ick water, much less a ton of it.

- The tide is High Fructose Corn Syrup on the Pep Sea today.

After this post I hope to be an official member of Club Soda.

Philosophy Thought #1

I think it’s called surfing because once you start you become a “slave” to the wave.

Q+A vol.5

Q. If you owned a van, what kind of van would it be?

A. A Halen, no wait, I think I would prefer a Morrison.