Soda Jokes

cans- I’m a Mountain Do, not a Mountain Don’t.

- It Sprite out here, even with all the Sierra Mist.

- Nurse Salt, Resident Cumin, E M Turmeric (varieties of Dr. Pepper)

- I don’t want any ick water, much less a ton of it.

- The tide is High Fructose Corn Syrup on the Pep Sea today.

After this post I hope to be an official member of Club Soda.

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