The Best Invention.

And then it came to me as I starred at the uneven walls of my turn-of-the-century abode. The invention that will put me on the map will not be a simple “fad” or “fool notion”. No, this invention will change the world. As a fellow inventor once told me, “Of all of Invention’s most natural necessities, the most important is time”, and that’s when it came to me. My invention (listen closely) will invent other inventions. No more lost moments or missed picnic dates for my fellow inventors due to hours in the home office frantically trying to come up with something that will better mankind. We can all relax now. Would you like more Tea?

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